LES NIÇOISES

ABOUT

Who's behind Les Niçoises? Does it really matter?

Five fictional Niçoises. Very real places. Very few people to impress.

The manifesto

Who's behind Les Niçoises? Does it really matter? The value here is not a CV, a press invitation or a selfie at the chef's table. It is the selection, the method and, with a bit of luck, being right often enough that you keep coming back.

Portrait of a fictional Niçoise by the bay

Don't trust us blindly, pichoun. Nobody deserves that. Just see if we keep being right.

Portrait of a fictional Niçoise wearing red sunglasses

We're not objective. Nobody is. We just have fewer people to impress.

Profile portrait of another fictional Niçoise

If this were about easy money, pichoun, we picked a very stupid way to make it.

EDITORIAL CHARACTERS

Les Niçoises are fictional. Their presence is not.

They are neither a real team of Riviera grandmothers nor a fake documentary device. They are invented characters designed to give the site a voice, a tone and a visual memory. They remind you that a guide can be carefully researched without becoming impersonal, and subjective without making things up.

Portrait of a fictional Niçoise facing the sea

What we actually do

The women you see are editorial characters. The hotels, restaurants, beaches, museums and villages are very real. To choose them, we cross-check official sources, practical information, maps, menus, programmes, reviews and public feedback. Then we make a call. If somewhere has not been personally visited, we do not pretend otherwise.

Does that make us objective? No. That would be a fairly silly promise. Every recommendation is a filter. Ours simply tries to have less diplomacy to protect, fewer people to charm and more freedom to say that a magnificent view does not necessarily rescue a mediocre lunch.

HOUSE RULE

The recommendation comes first. Everything else comes after.

And the money?

Some links, particularly hotel links, may be affiliate links. If you book through them, Les Niçoises may earn a commission at no extra cost to you. That helps pay for the site. It does not decide the selection. An affiliate link does not buy an opinion.

Our incentive is fairly simple: if we keep sending you somewhere mediocre to make a commission, you will stop coming back. We would rather you came back.

A tiny lexicon. We are not translating it every time.
Mèfi: watch out. Pichoun: little one, affectionately. Cagade: a stupid avoidable mistake. Dégun: nobody. Ficanas: gossips and busybodies. Empégué: the person who looks completely out of it, particularly behind the wheel. Niocou: fool. Paillassou: not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer. Hu: put it wherever you like.